foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*


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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)


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(Source: thehootcahoot)

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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary


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nonexistinggg:

galctic:

marauded-wizardry:

why-are-you-afraid:

floralcombat:

killin-your-vibe:

itslifeandthisishowitgoes:

cheekywinterberry:

youcouldbemyautumn:

liqhtily:

hi, I have a face.

A pretty face.

A hella pretty face

A friggin hella pretty face.

A frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face.

A super mega frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face ❤️

A sexily sexy super mega frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face

A super mega foxy awesome hot sexily sexy super mega frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face

A ducking beautiful super mega foxy awesome hot sexily sexy super frickity frackity hella pretty face.

A supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ducking beautiful super mega foxy awesome hot sexily sexy super frickity frackity hella pretty face.

nonexistinggg:

galctic:

marauded-wizardry:

why-are-you-afraid:

floralcombat:

killin-your-vibe:

itslifeandthisishowitgoes:

cheekywinterberry:

youcouldbemyautumn:

liqhtily:

hi, I have a face.

A pretty face.

A hella pretty face

A friggin hella pretty face.

A frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face.

A super mega frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face ❤️

A sexily sexy super mega frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face

A super mega foxy awesome hot sexily sexy super mega frickity frackity friggin hella pretty face

A ducking beautiful super mega foxy awesome hot sexily sexy super frickity frackity hella pretty face.

A supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ducking beautiful super mega foxy awesome hot sexily sexy super frickity frackity hella pretty face.

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theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means


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